Who Run The World? 28 Women Escape Brazilian Prison After $exing and Drugging Guards

By: Naturally Triece

Inmates from a Brazilian prison escape after authorities claimed that they seduced the guards with some feisty lingerie and spiked whiskey, right before they tied them down and escaped.

It only took three women to get the job done for the other 25 to leave.

Officers found three prison wardens naked and handcuffed the morning after it all went down at the Nova Mutum public jail.

Investigators went to say that the women drugged the guards with whiskey that they’d spiked after convincing them to take part in an ‘irresistible’ orgy.

The ladies approached the guards at around 3 AM asking if they could come in and drink. The guards obliged and were soon convinced to leave their posts, before they headed to the rooms of the women who were in some skimpy lingerie.

After drugging and cuffing the men, they took their keys and unlocked the prison’s cells according to police chief Angelina de Andrades Ferreira.

‘Whoever wanted to escape left by the front door. From the moment they drank the whisky the agents don’t remember a thing.’

‘One was found dizzy, trying to wake up. Another slept for the whole afternoon and couldn’t even be questioned.’

A couple dozen prisoners walked out of the prison using the main door, they carried guns and ammunition with them that they’d taken from the prison caches.

The inmates were said to have taken three 12-calibre rifles and shotguns, two 38-calibre revolvers.

Police later on found a bag full of lingerie, a few skimpy police costume and the whiskey.

SMH. Those guards… I’m sure they woke up thinking to themselves, ‘what the hell happened?’ while they were picking up their underwear from their ankles.

This story is funny but it also shows just how powerful women truly are. Convincing a guard that they will get to smash? Damn! That’s all it takes?

I just hope that these women don’t do any harmful foolishness that leads to anyone else getting hurt and I also hope that the Police are working overtime to find the women if they haven’t already.

Naturally Triece