Don’t Believe It: Crazy Things Men Say To Get You Into Bed

By Staff | January 22, 2015

By Tamala Perkins

Sometimes when you meet a man, you just click and there is a lot of chemistry and it only gets better as you spend more time together. For some women, a man has to work harder to get to that special moment where sparks fly. There are times though, when you will run into a man who is so desperate to get a woman into bed that he will say just about anything.

These are the crazy things that men say to try and get women into bed:

1. I love you - Loving someone is not crazy and yes, some people believe in love at first sight but if you have just met a man and he wants to move too far too soon, he is likely just desperate to get you into bed. How can he love you when he doesn’t even know you?

2. I’ll die - Some men will tell women that if they don’t have $ex with them right at that moment they will die. Don’t worry, no matter what he says, he may be desperate but he won’t die.

3. My “balls” will turn blue - While it may be true that getting excited about being with a woman and then not actually getting what you want can be very uncomfortable for a man, his “balls” will not turn blue. After a little cooling down, he will be just fine.

4. I wanna have your baby - Some men know that some women want to settle down and have a family, which includes having babies. Just like the “I love you” that comes too soon, you should be very suspicious of the “I wanna have your baby” that also comes too soon and in the heat of the moment.

5. You won’t get pregnant - Unless there is some birth control being used, you are likely to get pregnant. Some men will try to convince you that being intimate without birth “just this once” won’t lead to pregnancy but that is a lie.

What other crazy lines have you heard?