Woman Released A Video Telling White Men How To Date Black Women

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date a black womanby Barry Burch Jr.

Sometimes all a man needs is for a woman to tell him very simply, what she needs and does not need; what she likes and does not like.  One woman has decided to do just that and in doing so has probably saved a great deal of men a world of hurt.

Though obviously a humorous video posted to assist white men (ergo the “hi, I’m your first black girlfriend,” with a white hand in the screen shot at the beginning), all could still stand to benefit.  Akilah goes down her list of 11 things that would substantially benefit a man going on his first date with a black woman.

The list of Do’s and Do Not’s:

1.  The touch of the hair is restricted to you (the person the Black woman is dating) and only you.  ”Yes you can touch my hair,” the young woman chuckles.  ”But your friends can’t and your family can’t.  So, just don’t ask.”

2.  Tell your family about the Black woman you are dating.  ”This is nonnegotiable.”  If you are concerned with dating this Black woman as opposed to your mother then make your decision accordingly, she says.

3.  When asked by friends, what it is like dating a black woman, there are only two appropriate answers.  She explains, “One, make a really funny joke about eating fried chicken every night or two, tell them to stop exoticizing your relationship because I’m just a human woman like any other human woman.”

4.  Fried chicken is not off limits.

5.   Learn what the word “ashy” means.

6.  Stop staring at the silk stocking cap.  It is worn to keep the hair from going all over the place.

7.  Learn what the word “nappy” means.

8.  Its fine to watch Black movies about slavery together, but do not bring any of that into the bedroom.  Sure, you may have feelings of guilt, but you should talk to your friends about them rather than make your woman feel less of herself.

9.  Never say the N-word, even if it has an “A” on the end of it.

10.  Despite claiming to be a true fan of the show “Scandal,” your woman already understands you probably just have “Olitz fantasies.”  Why?  Because so does she.

11.  Do not ask how your private part compares to others.  In a shot with the young woman lying in the bed, she questions, “You’re seriously going to ask me how it compares to a black guy’s right now?  You’re serious?  Like, you’re really doing this?”

 

Barry is a student of life.  Other than writing, he enjoys mathematics and philosophy.  Reach him @ Barryburchjr@gmail.com 

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35 Responses to Woman Released A Video Telling White Men How To Date Black Women

  1. Truthbeliever

    Hilarious! But I can see why this site would be perturbed.

  2. Read and think!

    Sounds like she is begging to be accepted , when she hasn’t accepted herself . This person is only speaking for her and no one else. Stop embarrassing yourself.

  3. Hilarious!!!!!

    Well I guess we’re going to call this the “LARRY LYNCH SYNDROME” too huh!!! Hilarious!!! Too funny! I turned on my cell this morning, saw this article, jumped up laughing heading to my computer, almost thought I couldn’t get there fast enough…LMBO! I’m kool now, this is not a good article at all, my experience communicating with the white brothers was nothing like this article is portraying.
    This article sounds like a joke, but while we are on the subject of interracial dating white-men are human too, and many are packing just like (some) of the brothers are. Why is it that we can’t understand not all white people are racist, and many of them also went down for the cause, and every man that looks white is not white and racist.
    There are many white brothers out there who “GENUINELY-LOVE” black women and are not catty & petty in their views, are very intelligent with sexy personalities & charactertraits…
    Everybody deserves a chance, and everybody man or woman deserves to be loved regardless of their origin.

    • drmushm

      Most white men “are” racist to the core.

      • @drmushm…

        I don’t deny there are racist white-men in the world. I mix and mingle with all nations 2 nights per week at an oldschool R&B / Hip-Hop Blues settings, everybody partys get along just fine. I know very very well there are no racist white-boys in that crowd, because those type of people are extreme and they don’t believe in blending into those type of atmospheres unless they have a negative agenda. Black-women are some very very very strong women even when we’re at our worst, we have always with-stood the test of time.

  4. Cindie

    You said it all and said it well, Redbone.

  5. @Myrna Blessed Rose

    RE-POST per:Myrna
    People need to learn how to respect and love each other, stop looking on the color of the skin, because at the end of the day we all have red blood running in our vein, and Jesus did not die for a selective group, He died for all… “H. U. M. A. N. I. T. Y.”

  6. Truthbeliever

    Doesn’t look like she’s begging to be accepted to me. Seems like she knows she can date whomever she wishes. Not everyone has a need for approval from the general public.

  7. BlackSupaman

    Redbone you sound stupid a*s p***k!

  8. AB

    Well I wonder how a Jewish family would feel feel if their daughter brought a n**i home. I guess it okay to continue the destruction of the black community through the black woman. Willie Lynch couldn’t have said it better.

    • Devon

      AB NO OTHER RACE OF PARENTS are happy to us coming thru their door on the arm of their kids, some grit their teeth and pray that their kids are just having a jungle fever moment and that it will fade out. With some of the whites they will accept black if black has money. Tell you what I know about Asian parents they are not above DISOWNING their kids for bringing home black and that disowning includes getting cut off from the money. I say love who you love just be understanding that lotta future in laws are not accepting black as part of the family.

    • AB
      You got that right, and always remember yall black-men started the b***s rolling chasing after white-women, dickin white-women, marrying white-women, planting your “SEEDS” in white-women and producing bi-racial babies all around the world.
      Now some of you selfish selfless a$$ bastards got the d@mn nerve to have a hissy-fit because sisters are crossing over too. Do some of you punka$$’s really know how yall really sound, like the d@mn pot calling the kettle black.

      God said every man has “FREE-WILL”, if I decided I wanted to f*k a d@mn alien and pro-create “BLACK-A-NOID BABIES” its my right and its my will, you don’t own me…

      Black-men don’t own the black-woman / black-men don’t even own the womb of the black-women.

  9. Corbin

    When will blacks ever step away from fried chicken? That is the most unhealthy dish that has ever been placed on the dinner table. My husband is White and he does not make fried chicken jokes nor do we eat anything that is fried. I really did not see any point as to why this article was published.

  10. Khalif El'Muhammad

    Great point AB, this is what I meant in previous response I made to the articles about the kkk in every facet of political and local government when I stated that we as men need to be consciously aware of some of our own people, to those of whom my statement applies. YOU HAVE TO WHATCH THESE BLACK a*s TURN-COAT n****r BROADS WHO CONTINUE TO CRY OUT FOR THE VERY THINGS SHE DOESN’T GIVE HERSELF OR ANYONE ELSE. SHE IS OF THE NATURE OF THE SERPENT AND CONTINUES TO OPERATE IN THE SAME SPIRIT SINCE THE BEGINNING OF MANKIND. I JUST CAN’T FOR THE LIFE OF ME UNDERSTAND WHY THEY THINK THEIR SLAVRE MASTER WILL LOVE, HONOR, AND RESPECT THEM AFTER ALL THE ATROSITIES OF BURNING THEIR DUMB-a***s ALIVE, GUTTING THEIR BABIES FROM THEM WHILE ALIVE, HAVING s*x WITH AND RAPING THIER ADOLESCENT DAUGHTERS, AND CONTINUING TO USE THEM TO DESTROY THE BLACK FAMILY AND COMMUNITIES ALL FOR THE SAKE OF MATERIAL GAIN. WHAT DOES IT PROFIT A MAN TO GAIN THE WORLD AND LOSE HIS SOUL, AND JUST LIKE HER HELP-MAN SATAN A.K.A. THE WHIT MAN THE BLACK FEMALE n****r-b***h HAS NO SOUL BECAUSE SHE HAS SOLD TO THE DEVIL ALL THE WAY BACK SINCE THE GARDEN OF EDEN, AND SHE HASN’T CHANGED MUCH IF AT ALL. THESE SUCKER-a*s BLACK MALDS WHO THINK THEY’RE MEN WHO KEEP FALLING FOR THESE WAYWARD a*s b*****s AS WELL AS WILL DO ANYTHING INCLUDING SELL THEIR SOULS FOR THE LIFE OF THESE WILLIE LNCH b*****s WHO NEED TO BE DESTROYED LIKE THEIR HELP-MATES SATAN A.K.A. THE WHITE MAN. THIS IS WHY THE BLACK RACE IS OUT OF FAVOR WITH THE CREATOR PARTICULAR LY THE BLACK MALE, BECAUSE SINCE THE GARDEN OF EDEN THE DUMB-COWARD a*s BLACK MALE WHO CALLS HIMSELF A MAN CONTINUES TO STAND/SIT BY IDLE AND SAY OR DO NOTHING WHILE THESE WHITE n****r LOVING BLACK b*****s CONTINUE TO DESTROY THE BLACK FAMILY THINK SHE GONNA GET SOMETHING DIFFERENT WHEN SHE REUNITES WITH “LUCIFER” THE SATAN HIMSELF. FOR THAT MATTER CURSE, CAST-DOWN AND DESTROY THE VERY LIFE AND SOUL OF THESE TWO m****r f*k’ERS FOREVER THROUGHOUT ETERNITY, AND THAT TOO SHALL COME TO PASS, ASHAY

    • @khalif El Muhammad

      You sure don’t sound very loving and brotherly to me, you sound like one of those black brothers who stoned women back in the day, but today some brothers like you murder black women because you can’t control them, beat them and shove them around. Who died and made yo a$$ God over the whole human race. Black women no more have to be miss-treated by black men, so speak for your d@mn-self. You worship a man “The Late Great Elijah Muhummad” (A MAN), I worship God and he’s a loving God, not a hateful God. How many black sisters did your man-made God impregnate and not father the seed??????????

    • @Khalif El Muhu

      Black women being the nature of the “SERPENT”…really! Well just tell Redbone this!! Where the f*k was sorry black-a$$ Adam at!! if his sorry a$$ was where he was suppose to be lovin & caring for the beautiful woman that his God created for him maybe that black-a$$ cheating donkey-a$$ serpent may not have gotten holt to his woman in the first place.
      So I guess by your standards its still the same today as it was yesterday in the “Garden of Eden”… Ole “ADAM” still hasn’t learned how to love care-for and protect his garden…wink!!! Redbone

    • drmushm

      So, El’Muhammad, ask yourself this question: Why do black men convert to Islam? Which is one of the most racist,sexist and barbarous of all religions? The Arabs who represents and control most of the Islamic religious slave trade all over Africa and whom are responsible for raping, murdering/slaughtering and abusing the black females, dominating,humiliating and mass slaughtering the black African male and stealing the human and mineral resources from the African continent. Not unlike the European white male who has done this for centuries up to this very day. You’ve got your own problems to sort out my friend. It’s like pot calling the kettle black…pardon the pun.
      What sayest thou on this serious issue that most black Muslims seem to try to ignore? The Emperor has no clothes.

  11. ITS SOME DEEP EVIL-ROOTED HATEFUL BLACK-RACIST SICK-A$$ FOOLS UP IN HERE, AND PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME START TALKING ABOUT MALCOLM-X AND HOW HIS OWN SHALLOW-A$$ “MOO-MOO-BROTHERS” KICKED HIM TO THE CURB, AND HAD HIM KILL BY THE HANDS OF THE WHITE-MAN JUST LIKE THE JEWS HAD JESUS KILLED BY THE ROMANS.
    FOR THAT REASON ALONE I WILL NEVER FORGET OR EVEN ALLOW (SOME-EVIL-A$$-CONTROLLING-DEMONIC-SNAKES) TO EVER GET ANYWHERE CLOSE TO MY BLOODLINE, AND I WILL STEP INTO THE KINGDOM OF GOD BEFORE CERTAIN FOOLS CAN EVEN BLINK THEIR EYES.

    *GOD IS ABOUT ALL HUMANITY / NOT HATEFUL A$$ DEMONIC SNAKES

  12. @Redbone, you say it Best, and if some really want to see this, go to YouTube it’s right there waiting for all to view. Hey, The Heart wants what the Heart wants ~♥♡~ :P

    • @Amazing Grace…

      Thank you my beautiful black sister, girlfriend it sure has gotten “HOT & DARK” up in here. Can’t you feel the evil. Its a shame how our God give us choices and religious folks get mad because they can’t control us and sell us their d@mn bill of BS…

      Please give me that website information so I can forward it threw my emails… Thank You A. Grace

  13. Khalif El'Muhammad

    First of all, to you “ClOWN-a*s BROADS” comments my disclaimer was “TO THOSE OF WHOM THE STATEMENT APPLIES”, “A GUILTY HOG FLENCHES”. Second, U DUMB a*s BROADS CHOSE THESE SORRY a*s SITUATIONS YOU FIND YOUR DUMB a*s IN THEN WANT TO USE THEM MAN AS YOUR SCAPE-GOAT CAUSE YOU CAN’T CONTROL YOUR WEAK-a*s EMOTIONS. IF YOUR SINGLE PARENT a*s MOMMA HAD TAUGHT YOUR a*s MIND OVER MATERIAL MATTER WE WOULDN’T BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION, PLUS YOU ALL AIN’T s**t TO CONTROL, EASY DOES IT. JUST LIKE YOUR HELP-MATE SATAN A.K.A. THE DEVIL, YOU ALWAYS BLAME EVERYBODY ELSE A.K.A. THE BLACK MAN FOR ALL THE DRAMA YOUR ILLEGITIMATE a*s HAVE CREATED FOR YOURSELF AND THE WORLD WHICH IS WHY IT IS IN THE SHAPE IT’S IN AT PRESENT. AND AS FOR THE n*****s WHO COMMENTS SIDE WITH THEM d**n SNAKES, GET UR PANTIES OUT YO a*s, PULL YO PANTS UP OVA YO STANK’N a*s AND MAN-UP AND DEFEND URSELF AND COMMUNITIES FROM THESE “HEATHEN a*s” SERPENTS THAT TRICK YO DUMB a*s INTO THAT SAME ANTI-BLACK MALE POWE
    R THAT THEY CONTINUE TO TRY AND “ERADICATE” CAUSE WHEN ALL DA s**t GO DOWN ALL YOU n*****s GONNA BE LOOKING FOR THEM THUG GANGSTA a*s HOOD n****s FOR PROTECTION WHEN DEM “KLANSMEN” TURN IT UP N Y’ALLS a*s. IT’S A WAR ON DA HORIZON AND YOU DUMB a*s n****s AIN’T READY, CAUSE ALL DA HOUSE n****s AND HELP-MATE b*****s TO DA MAN WILL BE THE FIRST DESTROYED…. “PEACE AND BLACK POWER” n****s!!!!

    • Khalif EL MU-FOOL
      You ain’t nothing but a nothing a$$ female perpertrating as a black-man spreading all your evil seed of hate in this post room. Your nothing but a jealous hearted ugly snake.

      JEALOUS! JEALOUS! JEALOUS & Ugly!

  14. Khalif El'Muhammad

    AIN’T NOTHING BOUT YO b*m a*s THAT IS MILITANT BUT UR MOUTH WHICH IS WHERE THE WHITE MAN IS FUKING BESIDES IN UR a*s. BE MILITANT ENOUGH TO STAND UR GROUND AND DEFEND THE CHILDREN BEING KILLED EVERY DAY BY THESE m***a FUKERS AND SHUT UR RAGGED a*s PIE-HOLE n****r…..

  15. Yepyep

    Who gives a flock black men are running in droves away from their own culture and into the arms of other races of women. So this woman book or whatever its suppose to be is bs. And other thing why is it that black folks even give a flock get your black azzes shat together and worry about your own happiness.

  16. I’m sorry Redbone in my tardiness. Click the link highlighted in this blog and it will take you directly to YouTube. Once again, the heart wants what the heart wants and no one in this day and time should be hating because of the color of one’s skin. ~♥♡~

    • @Amazing Grace

      Thank you so much!!!

      These people are crazy forreal, they are addicted to controlling other peoples lives, they wanna wrap everybody up into their own box of miseries… but not REDBONE’s.
      I will stand my ground because it is my right, whomever don’t like it kiss the donkey.

  17. Theresa Turner

    It’s a shame a decent conversion can’t be had among two black ppl anymore. I just want to say that this whole commentary has been a disgrace to read. The black home will continue to deteriorate until there are some strong black men to take their place. Period end of story. These days what I see in the black man barely resembles strength. Back in the day you didn’t see a lot of broken homes and ppl were made to stick together….impregnation a woman and you running from responsibility you became a disgrace. In many cultures you are a disgrace. There’s an element of shame associated with it. But not us…. We want everyone out of our business, we grown, hard headed and can’t be told /taught anything except that hard way.
    It’s funny we can point fingers at the black woman and say it’s her fault but it’s that kind of thinking that continued the struggle and the division of the home. She accepts her penalty while he runs elsewhere. The same amount of penalty needs to be imposed on her as well as him. It’s even more funny we have a judicial system that will lock you up for not paying child support but won’t lock you up for making sure that child grows up with both parents.
    So until we realize there’s just enough blame to go around for everyone this foolishness will continue.
    As for the article, to each its own…..

  18. janp

    This has been so sad to read. Sorry I stopped to read it as it turned into nothing but slinging mud. We will never get any better doing this

  19. ms dee`

    that was so dumb why do you need to tell a white man that he’s a man no matter the race he should know how to speak to a woman anyway we are not animals you don’t have to speak a certain language just be kind respectful like you would treat any other woman. And what makes her think a white man will go out of his way to date a black woman half of the black men don’t want black women

  20. j lewis

    Can’t we even comment with each other without being disrespectful. We speak of brothers and sisters then curse at one another because we do not agree.

    What’s with the use of the N word?? I never hear any other race speak of their own in such a derogatory manner, we call others racist if they use the N word, yet we use it even in what passes for polite conversation with us. Then we want respect from the greater community! Pitiful!

  21. Well look-a-here the majority of sistas are all on board with this slap-in-da-face stuff but let me remind you how much a brotha gets beat down for dating white gurls,i think you start listening to yourselves before you talk because you sound like da-pot-callin-da-kettle-black!

  22. SinZim

    I awalys heard that all you needed to know to date a black woman was $15 for a b*****b and $25 for s*x

  23. EasyJesus66

    Wake up black woman!,,

    White devil will Never understand your plight… you’ll only find your Soul mate with your own kind!!!

  24. EasyJesus66

    Blackman wake up and reclaim what was once yours!!!

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