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Jesus Christ Allegedly Appears Through a Bruise on Woman’s Foot

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Woman claims to see Jesus on toe

by Barry Burch Jr.

Excuse me ma’am, but is that Jesus Christ on your toes?

Following a bad injury, a couple in Silver City experienced what they are calling a “Chimayo miracle.” According to the couple, some dirt from the northern New Mexico town is not only filled with miraculous healing capabilities, but is also extremely holy, as reported by krqe.com. Holy enough to make the All Mighty himself materialize out of thin air, and on your toes of all places.

Paula Osuna fell down a flight of stairs, while in her home. The fall caused the woman to suffer painful injuries, including bruises all over her foot. As the pain worsened, Osuna felt compelled to reach out to her fiancée for assistance. Years back, he had saved some holy Chimayo dirt from a pilgrimage, and Osuna wanted it rubbed over her injured foot.

Not long after the application of the dirt to the foot and its bandaging, the bruise began to form into something of a shape on Osuna’s second toe. Shockingly, that shape looked like the face of Jesus. According to Osuna, even her family members noticed the similarities.

Osuna explained, “My family has always done the pilgrimages to Chimayo and this is the first time I ever used it and I’m seeing something kind of come out full circle I guess.”

While Osuna now admits her bruise looks nothing like Jesus, she claims that at one point and time it most certainly did.

Barry is a student of life. Other than writing, he enjoys mathematics and philosophy. Reach him @ Barryburchjr@gmail.com

14 Comments

  1. Snowbound

    January 29, 2014 at 8:33 pm

    Looks like dirt to me.

  2. James Roseau--Danbury, CT

    January 29, 2014 at 8:46 pm

    Really! Besides the brief biblical description stating that Jesus Christ had “hair like wool and feet like bronze,” no one has any idea as to his look. So, please do not be fooled by the historically depicted blue-eyes and blond-hair dude that most people have been conditioned to worship as Jesus Christ. I just cannot believe that such a lie in reference to Jesus Christ has been successfully perpetuated by just a minority of evil doers on the basis of our own willful ignorance.

  3. LeahO

    January 30, 2014 at 12:52 pm

    I don’t see it either.

  4. Caryn G.

    January 30, 2014 at 1:19 pm

    Look closer! I see it “CLEARLY” WOW!

  5. kimberly,

    June 6, 2014 at 12:01 am

    That’s not Jesus!That is a crusty dusty foot!

    • Regina

      June 6, 2014 at 1:54 am

      ROFLMAO. Can we say it is time for a pedicure? Soap and water. Better get the BBQ wire brush to clean that rusty foot.

  6. ojack

    June 6, 2014 at 2:52 pm

    These damn negroes and their white jesus… smh

  7. Ormash

    June 10, 2014 at 9:37 pm

    Sick!

  8. justasking

    June 23, 2014 at 7:46 pm

    Okay. Who’s that other guy standing next to Jesus?

    • Jimmy Edwards

      June 24, 2014 at 9:07 am

      That’s my mama

  9. DOC MEB

    June 23, 2014 at 11:10 pm

    GO WASH YOUR FEET..

  10. kimberly

    June 23, 2014 at 11:32 pm

    All I see is crust ,,,dust and a bunion>>>> Really sista…U need some damn help!

  11. Jay

    June 24, 2014 at 9:24 am

    she needs to stop(smh).. nothing but WITCH Craft belief..its nothing but dirt or brusies from wearing shoes to small..

  12. COEF

    June 26, 2014 at 12:15 pm

    It’s all myth!

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