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100-Year Old Woman Says She Plans to Celebrate Birthday By “Getting a Piece of D*ck”

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We sometimes forget that no matter how old, sweet and innocent a senior citizen may look, most of them have lived normal lives.  But they usually hide all of this with a friendly decorum and typically use appropriate language.  But sometimes, old age can cause a person to be less careful with their words, or even lead to the onset of forms of senility.

There’s no telling what’s happening with this woman, but one senior citizen stunned a reporter by giving an honest portrayal of what she planned to do with her 100th birthday.

When the News12 reporter asked what she was going to do, she simply replied: “Getting me a piece of d*ck.”

She even asked the journalist “how ya d*ck hanging?” because she wanted some lovin.   The reporter, being a strong professional then comes back with another softball question for the old woman.

“What does it means to you to make it to 100?” he asked her.  She smiled and said, “What it means to be 100-years-old is I can get 100 d*cks.”

Obviously embarrassed, her children and grand children stepped in and encouraged their elder to talk about family values instead of giving everything on her mind.  They said, “Talk about the good stuff you taught us.”

Granny then replied by saying, “The good stuff is the d*cks.”

Hid ya husband, hide ya kids.  Grandma’s ready to get it poppin!  Check out the video below:

 

414 Comments

  1. CDavis

    July 12, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    Got dang this is hilarious. Im gonna look at this again. Geez.

  2. Alfreada Brown-Kelly

    July 12, 2013 at 6:32 pm

    Some things are not cute. This is so inappropriate. We have enough things that are used against African Americans. This should have never been posted.

    • Betty

      July 12, 2013 at 8:28 pm

      I agree…….absolute nonsense not cute nor funny!

    • Regina

      July 13, 2013 at 12:12 am

      Lighten up. Pull that stick out of your a.zz and take a chill pill. You may not live long enough to say the same thing she said.

    • Lori

      July 19, 2013 at 12:22 pm

      I can’t live my life so that racist white people don’t have anything to talk about. They are racist, no matter what they will find something to try and use against us. Stop trying to appear perfect and live your life, because in the end, those racists are not who you are living for. Or are the?

      • Rodney

        July 20, 2013 at 3:04 pm

        Who says all white people are racist? I find that comment absolutely reprehensible! I’m not a racist. I’m blind, totally blind, and color don’t mean nothing to me, so don’t make blanket statements about an entire ethnic group. That’s what’s wrong with this country now!

  3. sonja

    July 12, 2013 at 6:33 pm

    Y’all I’m laughing so hard I’m choking. You go grandma get a piece for me to.

  4. sonja

    July 12, 2013 at 6:43 pm

    As I was watching this video a news flash came up and say this video can’t be watched. (Why did they do that it was real talk @ 100.

  5. Read and think !

    July 12, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    Age – 18 – 100 we all need love. That is all she is saying. Since she turned 18 years old until today,”GRANNY NEEDS LOVE”! Ok, now what?

  6. Kerri

    July 12, 2013 at 8:19 pm

    And y’all are proud of that? Wow. No wonder your teenage pregnancy rates and unwed mother rates and STD rates are through the roof. Disgusting.

    • sonja

      July 12, 2013 at 8:52 pm

      Kerri this has nothing to do with all this this is granny’s birthday wish that’s it. and @ 100 I’ll find her some dick. She deserve it.

    • Montely

      July 13, 2013 at 12:20 am

      Ya’ll just keep yours under cover. You know like whites are the most violently vicious race on the planet. We see that signature on world history over and over so stfu! Now say something else so I can really put you on blast mode!

    • DLC53

      July 13, 2013 at 4:43 am

      bitch,, EAT a dick!!

    • eliza

      July 14, 2013 at 5:31 am

      kerri ur an ass… I dint see any of us on 16 and knocked up

    • Quita

      July 14, 2013 at 10:07 pm

      Kerri….sounds like u need some…lol…all that bs you are talking and i am sure your not married (if so i know he’s bored… if not cheating)there is nothing wrong with a little humor. People are so stuck the hell up there days. Maybe if your little perfect world was so damn perfect you could lighten the hell up…..

  7. Kerri

    July 12, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    That she would find it appropriate to talk about this publicly and in front of her great grandchildren speaks volumes about her moral values and the character she instilled in her children. Each one, teach one. The fish stinks from the head.

    • Regina

      July 13, 2013 at 12:14 am

      You ain’t so holy yourself. So go to your room and draw a picture of a d*ck since you can’t get or find one.

    • Montely

      July 13, 2013 at 12:34 am

      And who made you God and judge of not only another but other people in general Kerri. Do you really want me to start quoting your European white history, DOJ statistics that indicate whites are far more criminal minded than any other ethic group, violent etc. For example, did you know rural Kentucky has a higher murder per capita rate than most major cities. Those areas are predominantly European white. Your media doesn’t report it and you come here thinking we are fooled. I’m not! Furthermore, what’s your fascination with reading articles about black people anyway. You must be trying to justify your smug superior attitude that only exist in your mind. Talk about morality. You don’t to go there because we will soon be talking about your ethic groups history which is based upon violence to gain advantage and anyone who uses physical and psychological violence to gain an advantage is in no moral place to be having a conversation about morals. Run along now before you get your feelings hurt.

      • Kerri

        July 13, 2013 at 12:14 pm

        What connection does WHITE and CRIMINAL have to do with a 100 yr old great-grandmother who just wants some “dick?” That’s nasty. And she said “some” which is kind of nasty in and of itself. She doesn’t seem to care whose either, just so long as she gets 1 or 100. STD rates are through the roof for a reason. Nasty. Just nasty.

    • eliza

      July 14, 2013 at 5:34 am

      her children are just fine take the stick out ur ass and get u some dick KERRI ur comments are dumb

    • nell

      July 21, 2013 at 2:01 am

      She is an old lady, and it is not uncommon for them to say sexual things. Sex is an ingrain reptilian response and she is dealing from a very infantile point. Once a man and twice a child. She is enjoying her second childhood. She is a hoot.

  8. bubbles

    July 12, 2013 at 10:38 pm

    IF GRANNY GOT SOME IT WOULD BE HER LAST PIECE!OLE ASS, CRAZY ASS LADY!LOL!

  9. cash

    July 12, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    It happens more frequently than everyone thinks. One thing about Seniors, they speak truth (if in sound mind). Grany was being 100 and voiced her opinion. Lol She taught that reporter and I guarantee she was touching his hand patting on him. Go visit sum of the convalescent homes and watch!!

  10. WW

    July 12, 2013 at 10:51 pm

    People take stuff too serious, it’s ok to laugh she’s just having a little fun..

  11. Kim

    July 13, 2013 at 12:07 am

    I love her!

  12. Regina

    July 13, 2013 at 12:21 am

    Would any of you above prudes hold on to your so-called pseudo morality if she said she wanted some pu.ssy?

  13. Bob

    July 13, 2013 at 2:19 am

    I’m African American and though granny has earned the right to speak candidly, this response was in very poor taste. Although she may have felt this way, she should have respectfully considered the feelings of family members who respect and look up to her — as seen by the response of her family members to her comments. Also, this should have NEVER BEEN put into the media.

    • Kerri

      July 13, 2013 at 8:33 am

      Thank you, Bob. A voice of reason.

      • eliza

        July 14, 2013 at 5:38 am

        kerri I know u read the caption of the vid so y watch it

  14. Jussayin

    July 13, 2013 at 2:36 am

    All the prudes commenting should pull the d*ck outta their as*es and put it in their mouths and sthu. Let the grown folks have their fun

  15. latricia

    July 13, 2013 at 3:20 am

    What an incredible women – I couldn’t stop laughing, she still have her mind, her health and surely a great personality. She’s keeping it 100 – Love granny

  16. DLC53

    July 13, 2013 at 4:36 am

    I cared for an Elder woman that was in her 90s, i was just starting out my dreds, they were just sprouting out,, she wore a wig which i refuse to put on her anymore. I gave her grapeseed oil cranial massages daily, then french braided her natural hair. It got her flowing again, so she was able to get into her wheelchair and would flirt with men at the place i cared for her. One day she grabbed me and told me to get her some “dick”. I was glad to know we can still be horny in our 90s! She eventually had a stroke and passed away. Forgot to add, she and i shared the same BirthDay, hers was 1912 & mine 1959!

    • Yusef

      July 15, 2013 at 5:15 pm

      That was some real Black Love you shared with your patient, Sis. Bless you. As for Granny 100, she came up with Moms Mabely, like many of us did. Moms made a fortune talking about bring her a young man, publicly. Privately, she probably said dick too.

  17. DLC53

    July 13, 2013 at 4:39 am

    Goodness, i hope that woman n the background was only holding that cigarette until she got outside to light it up.

  18. Imhotep

    July 13, 2013 at 7:31 am

    That dyck almighty, aa..almighty!!!

  19. coast cooker

    July 13, 2013 at 8:04 am

    That sweet old lady may suffer from dementia..

  20. Franklin Rizzo

    July 13, 2013 at 9:52 am

    What the f#ck does this have to do with race? And stop making up bullshit statistics you ignorant racist mother fucker. Nobody wants to hear your idiotic rants about bullshit. Black americans, like yourself, can be just as racist as a Klan member…you just try to hide behind shit that happened 130 years ago……you never met 1 fucking slave, so get off your high horse condemning other people you douchebag.

  21. Tawanza

    July 13, 2013 at 10:42 am

    It’s a blessing to live to be 100 so if that’s what granny want then make it happen people u have to have a sense of humor cause who would have ever thought that would be granny answer & u heard what she said she want a big dick granny got plenty of sense she not exactly what she want I hope she get it too I cannot stop laughing at granny make granny happy her family should make it possible it could be granny last request even if she don’t get the dick get her a sexy man she can look at cause that reporter just had granny hormones all out of wack I’m still laughing omg well u go granny I wish u luck on your mission lmao

  22. Sandra

    July 13, 2013 at 12:56 pm

    I love it when the lady said, we’ll work on getting you a little dick later, just do this. Hey people, she’s 100, leave her alone. They have people that have not lived or did anything that talk worse.

  23. Ann G.

    July 13, 2013 at 5:50 pm

    Ha! Ha! all I can say is “go granny.”

  24. Ericaf

    July 15, 2013 at 7:10 am

    I found this neither cute nor funny, one would think after being blessed to be 100, there would be something more profound coming out of her mouth based on life experience and the fact that little impressionable kids were sitting in her presence. All I got was an old ghetto woman spewing disrespectful comments. It was an honor to have her interviewed because of her milestone and it,to me, was a hot ghetto mess that was not funny. Yeah granmama crazy, but that should never have made it outside that room. What a legacy she is leaving behind.

  25. jackie

    July 16, 2013 at 11:56 am

    100 years old you know that cat got cobwebs in it

  26. Rodney

    July 20, 2013 at 3:25 pm

    Ok folks, I’ve personally seen white seniors say very similar things at similar ages. I don’t see one reason why this has anything to do with race! My God folks, I don’t think it should have gotten out either, but it did and life goes on. Sometimes things such as these just happen. Take care folks, I’m out.

  27. Patti Peoples

    July 20, 2013 at 9:48 pm

    Years ago,in the ’80’s there was a popular novel that was turned into a mini-series. Some may remember it “The Thornbirds.” It took place in the outback of Australia. An older-woman owned a huge plot of land and a small town was built up around. She was the major-employer in the area, and there was one church in the village. It was a Catholic Church with a very young and ambitious priest (before the scandals we’ve lived through recently.0 Long-story short. The older woman, Barbara Stanwyck, fell deeply in love with Richard Chamberlain, the priest. Ralph. He was assigned to this “outback” and became attached to the little girl, daughter of Mary’s brother or nephew, I think. It didn’t take long for everyone to see that Meggie was a beautiful young-girl and bright. Stanwyck, “Mary Carson” got to know the priest well-enough too;enough to
    see and know he had ambitions for Rome. He went away to Rome, and when he returned Meggie was a young woman, and Mary was an older woman. This story stuck with me and still does, even at the age I was at the time; still young enough to recognize that this was a mess. Mary wanted the priest to just, “love-her once.” Her husband had been dead for a time. In paraphrase she tells Ralph: “can’t you just look-past what you SEE, and realize that I am still a WOMAN with desires and passions inside like you, and the way any other woman half my age”? It was the saddest most pitiful plea,I ever seen. Meggie ended up seducing Raph, he was willing to break his “vows” with her, and they had two children. But, he
    wouldn’t marry her. “Wanted his cake and eat it too.” To punish her family, Mary made Ralph over-seer of the land, essentially boss of the village, in her will, which boosted his status in Rome. Women are not expected or allowed to feel ‘sexual-desire” or to recieve “sexual-healing”! This woman has no recourse, she’s frustrated and may have spoken with intention. But, there’s nothing anybody can do, beyond providing her with a “sex-toy” which no one would, I suppose. I think
    her doctor should be notified. Have mercy, people.

  28. Caryn G.

    July 24, 2013 at 1:37 pm

    “PRICELESS” AND TOTALLY HILARIOUS! AS I’M READING I JUST KNEW THAT SHE WAS GONNA SAY I’M GONNA HAVE ME NICE, BIG, PEICE OF BIRTHDAY CAKE. LOL GRANDMA SAYS SHE WANTS A NICE STIFF ONE FOR HER 100TH BIRTHDAY NOW DATZ KEEPING IT 100 4REAL!!!! ROTFLMAO! OH LIGHTEN UP YOU GUYS! CUZ YA’LL KNOW THAT ALL OF OUR GRANDMOTHER’S ARE THE SAME. MEANING, WHATEVER COMES UP, COMES OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS AND WE LOVE’M EVEN MORE!!! GONE GRANDMA!

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